We welcome the addition of Leo, our new Director of Procurement, to the Jellie Joolz staff. Leo holds a masters degree in organizational psychology from an undisclosed domestic university. His thesis was entitled, "Lap Pressure and its Implications for Enhanced Human Potential." Senior management looks forward to Leo's strategies for improved r&d and supply chain management. Leo is an avid bird watcher and enjoys having his belly rubbed, chasing loose beads, playing with elastic cord and walking on the tub ledge between the shower curtain and curtain liner while senior staff is showering.
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I sometimes wonder if a cat (or a dog) is as good or better than a live-in man. I don't think I'm the only woman to have wondered that. Oh, some men are fine but getting their dinners ready is so much more complex. And their snoring is a lot louder.
And I forgot . . . Some Men think it's funny to fart out loud, laugh at grotty jokes and are obsessed with big boobs. They're 13 year old boys in a "Grown Up's" body.
Jen: We want to see more productivity from LEO. His dimeanor is surpisingly like that of Sylvester (also an avid bird watcher.) Love the blue china.
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Leo the Lion!, thinks he's a dog!
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